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What Moms Really Mean

All moms know about Momisms. You know? Those little phrases we use with our kids to conceal criticism, to get a moments silence to regain a fraction of our sanity? Or simply because we have no clue what our child just said and have absolutely no clue how to answer it? Well, here is a list of Momisms translated to give you a bit of a laugh.

Do not let this fall into the hands of your children or it’ll ruin it for the rest of us!

Maybe –> Probably not

We’ll see –> NEVER

Let’s play the quiet game. –> Stop talking, my ears are bleeding.

I love the outfit you put together. –> Please spill something on it before we leave the house.

Where did you hear that? –> Your information is completely false.

One day you’ll thank me. –> Hopefully, you’ll forget this ever happened.

Can mommy have some privacy in the bathroom? –> Mommy needs a glass of wine.

Mommy needs a glass of wine. –> Mommy needs a shot of tequila.

Do you think that’s a good idea? –> That’s the worst idea EVER!

Uh-huh –> I have no earthly idea what you’re talking about.

Read the rest of these hilarious Momisms on The Suburban Jungle.

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