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How to prepare for a Gynae Appointment?

I have never quite grasped the intricacies of preparing for a gynae appointment, especially as mine tend to fall quite routinely on Special Days.


Last year, for example, I spent Valentine’s Day having a pap smear, and wondered (albeit too late) if I should have made more effort for such a romantic occasion. Perhaps a red rose hidden somewhere for him to find. Or little glittery hearts decorating the inside of my thighs.

This year’s appointment takes place on Halloween and the opportunities are ENDLESS! I am already thinking about shouting “Trick or Treat?!” right before he snaps on his gloves. Or placing strategically placed cobwebs around my Lady Garden. Or tucking away a set of Dracula’s Teeth someplace special.

Who knows, I might even start a trend?!

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