My FFK (Fabulous Friend Kerry) sent me the funniest review of Fifty Shades of Grey, which resulted in my simultaneosuly snorting coffee up my nose and wanting to marry Dave Barry. Hey, I might even shag him!

Enjoy his review below!

(Oh, and if you've actually SEEN the movie, let me know if it's worth seeing on the Big Screen!)

People, I have found my calling. Seriously. In my next life, I am coming back as one of the Kates on the funniest cooking show in the history of ever!

For some reason known only to the universe, I do seem to attract a rather INTERESTING group of men. A rather disheveled man once tried to pick me up in the toothpaste aisle (not literally of course, although I wouldn't have put it past him) because my "trolley reflected good oral hygiene". He then proceeded to follow me all the way to my car, begging for my phone number.

My GFA (Good Friend Allison) put me onto this weekly list and I have to say that it is one of my favourite things on the Internet right now. (Let's just say that if you think the most hilarious things pop out of kids' mouths, they have NOTHING on their parents who post some absolute pearlers on Twitter!)

My friend Tertia posted this on Facebook and it absolutely made my day. No week. No year! Needless to say, I am now looking in the Classifieds for people I can SMS - what a brilliant new hobby!

I had to laugh at this list of actual complaints sent through to the Thomas Cooke Travel Agency! I have no idea how the agents manage to stay calm and polite on a daily basis. Not to mention sober. HILARIOUS! 

There is always that one moment before something catastrophic happens that you WISH you could have caught on camera! Well, luckily for some, these pictures below were not only captured, but also circulated on the Internet. LOVE IT!

I'm not sure if having an 8 month old baby has made me feel older or just LOOK older, but there are definitely a few more wrinkles than there were this time last year. I also get overwhelmingly excited at the prospect of an early night with my book - as opposed to spending a night out on the town with friends. Sad, isn't it?

If, like me, you feel the years are catching up with you, here are a few helpful checklists to help you REALLY feel your age!

Who doesn’t love a good wedding? It’s the best excuse to eat to your heart’s desire and party the night away! But sometimes, all the pressure on the bride and groom and all of that dancing and partying does take its toll, making the evening a little more ‘interesting’. These have to be some of the funniest wedding bloopers I have seen (thankfully not in person!)

Kayla has come up with some real gems in the past – like the time I was being interviewed telephonically by a well-known radio station, when my daughter came tearing past me in her swimming costume shrieking: "Mommy, I need a POO!" I’m really starting to think I should be recording all this so I can sell the tapes for shoe money (I mean ... Kayla’s university fund). Thankfully I am not the only one whose children leave her in fits of giggles - take a look at a few other gems I found online!