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I had such big plans for this year....


Seriously. HUGE plans.

  • I was going to lose 5kgs (yes, again) and instead I have gained 4kgs (800g baby weight and 3.2kgs from party-sized bags of Nik Naks).

Am I pregnant or do I have Alzheimer's?

I am thinking of suing Living and Loving magazine for misleading advertising. Because if I have to look at one more photo of a healthy-looking pregnant woman beaming at the camera while lovingly rubbing her bump, I am going to scream.

“Working” Mothers

There are days when I think that I am Superwoman!

Sadly, today is not one of those days.

Where is the applause?

I have realised what is missing from my life (and no, it is NOT exercise. What a rude thing to suggest.)